EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Sticker Size: 3.5" x 5.5"
Made out of high-quality vinyl that ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Slapped this on my water bottle and the vinyl went on completely smooth, zero bubbles even along the curve. The 3.5" x 5.5" size is bigger than I pictured, which honestly makes the deadpan message even funnier.
Stuck this on my laptop after wiping the surface with an alcohol pad, and it laid down perfectly flat without a single trapped air bubble. The 3.5 by 5.5 inch size is just right for a subtle but funny statement.
The vinyl really does go on bubble-free—I was skeptical, but it smoothed out perfectly on my laptop after I wiped it down first. The 3.5" x 5.5" size is just right for a subtle dark humor statement, and the print is crisp. Stuck with it through three weeks of daily use and it hasn't peeled once.